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La Contessa Letitzia di Ponzo and her sister, ex-hookers turned con artists, plan to steal jewel-encrusted Tibetan shih tzu statuettes from a Glasgow museum. Dodgy thieves, an obsessed islander, and a vengeful hitman all stand in their way… but luxury could be theirs if they pull it off.
Wisecracking PI Helena Handbasket juggles a jewel theft, a freezer box full of hands, and a trail of handless corpses marked with scarlet fish. As she hunts a possible serial killer, she also battles life’s real mysteries: which shoes to wear, why her neighbour smells like cheese, which lover is ‘the one’, and whether there’s anything in the fridge.
At Janus Lodge, Sylvia Abercrombie and her feisty, foul-mouthed friends face eviction by a shady developer. To save their home, they launch a secret knitwear empire with a scandalous twist – but as sales soar, secrets surface, and Sylvia’s ex looms nearby, the gang must pull off the ultimate heist. Hilarious, heartfelt, and full of mischief, this tale proves age is no barrier to adventure.